The Two of You

Kinja'd!!! "Agrajag" (Agrajag)
01/29/2015 at 00:39 • Filed to: anger rising, sketch, comic

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I was about to make a right turn into Dunkin Donut's parking lot...

When a car, driven by an old man wearing a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , waiting to make a left into the same lot, decides to wait no longer.

Offense forgiven.

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I park and start walking towards the building with the intent to get in the building before them. A young woman exits from the back of the vehicle and heads towards the entrance. As I walk pass the car another female passenger exits and power walks by me to catch up to her compatriot. I'm right behind the second woman when she opens the door just barely enough for her to squeeze through. Now normally, when one is aware there is another human just behind them they might hold the door. Nope.

Offense forgiven.

They then proceed to place their order. For a dozen donuts. Over a period of 10 minutes. "Is the cream in a boston cream a white cream or a cream cream?" Is just one of the questions asked.

OFFENSE NOT FORGIVEN!

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Christ! The two of you.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! CounterTorqueSteer > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 00:44

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Do NOT mess with the doughnut order.

What drawing pad are you using? Those are great sketches.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 00:52

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The illustrations make this amazing.


Kinja'd!!! Big Bubba Ray > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 01:01

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Your stories with the illustrations are the greatest thing ever. I always get a laugh out of them haha


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > CounterTorqueSteer
01/29/2015 at 01:03

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Thanks. I just use copy paper for these. That and a dull pencil and half dried marker.

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Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/29/2015 at 01:04

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Thanks.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Big Bubba Ray
01/29/2015 at 01:05

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Thank you. I figure I can somewhat make up for my shitty story telling with amusing images.


Kinja'd!!! Scary__goongala! > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 01:07

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just had a good laugh thanks to this. And if you're ever in Pa pass on the dunkin and look for a maple donuts. Tis way better.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Scary__goongala!
01/29/2015 at 01:12

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I'm always in PA, but I've never heard of them. Yum Yum's is my favorite but the closest is about an hour away. Dunkin's does suck ass, sadly I don't have a lot to choose from.


Kinja'd!!! norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 01:14

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First off the illustrations are bitchin'. Love 'em.

Second, earlier some person decided they didn't want to let me move from the left lane to the right lane. After I'd made my legal left in to the left lane turn I went to signal to go to the right lane. So I checked my blind spots and this chick behind me decides now is the time to speed up and make it so I'm stuck over in the left lane. Then as soon as she's about to pass me she brakes and pulls into a plaza. Was going to Lowe's or PetsMart that important you couldn't let me in? It was pretty frustrating.


Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 06:02

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Welcome to queueing like a Brit. I'm hoping you made plenty of tutting noises and a few sighs while you were waiting. Great second pic btw!


Kinja'd!!! Cajun Ginger > Agrajag
01/29/2015 at 09:44

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now I want donuts. I don't even like donuts.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
01/29/2015 at 10:01

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Thanks. There were many tuts and looks of disdain.